Butt dialing at it's finest...and Christmas!

So, I got a "butt call" voice mail today. I deleted it and I could just kick myself! There was a long silence and then all the sudden I hear "No, no, don't lick it!" I think I laughed so hard I snorted! 

Onto other news. IT'S DECEMBER PEOPLE!!! I love Christmas, I mean...I. LOVE. CHRISTMAS! Seriously, when December is over it's time for Winter Depression to begin, and Winter Depression is a holiday I've never been able to get behind. People think Christmas starts to early and goes on way to long but compared the Winter Depression Christmas is just a weekend. The WD lasts months...especially here in the freezing Rockies. How to people further north even survive?! Remind me why I live here again? (That's rhetorical, just in case you didn't catch that) Southern California here I come! Woot!